This Will Be A Short Post

Ahem.

Word is that Jay Leno is being offered his old time slot back, with his new show. This would push Conan O’Brien back a half-hour, and cut his running time. This is happening because O’Brien’s show has been getting consistently poor ratings, while Leno’s new program has been killing.

This news has uncorked a flowing river of misanthropy within my soul. Only in a cruel, sinful, fallen world can a vapid goofball like Jay Leno actually outstrip a class act like the Red Haired One. What kind of godless communists are you people? I will commence hating everyone ever until Conan O’Brien has better ratings than anyone.

God forgive us all.

(I’ll probably calm down and recant this later )